Like yeah... this album is so freaking good. Like the storytelling, the music, the devastation, the spirals. I believe her when she says it was all written in the early AMs. I just love who I am while listening to this album. Yes, I do want to stay in that Lavender Haze. Yes, that is a real freaking legacy for a man to leave. Yes, it is exhausting being the anti-hero. Yes, my flight was awful; thanks for asking. Yes, I've got no reason to be afraid. Yes, he did want it comfortable while I wanted that pain. Yes, I have had someone kiss me in a crowded room. Yes, I don't dress for women, I don't dress for men. Yes, you best believe I'm still bejeweled. Yes, I do hate how everyone expects me to bounce back. Yes, karma is the guy on the Chiefs. Yes, what a mind. Yes, none of it was accidental. Yes, it did turn into something bitter. Yes, goodbye goodbye goodbye. Yes, we were in Paris. Yes, I do really want to know what happened April 29th. Yes, I think there has been a glitch. Yes, I regret you all the time. Yes, you should not take advice from someone who's falling apart. Yes, that is your key in the doorway. Yes, I wouldn't marry me either because I'm a pathological people pleaser. ANYWAYS! Point being... this is the greatest album ever and when I bleed I don't bleed red... I bleed midnight sparkles that are simulatenously showgirl and sad girl on the edge of a crashout at the same time. I took this album so for granted at first. But let me say it now, Midnights, I love you so much. I don't believe in soulmates, but if I did you would be mine. <3